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Go On, Git: Canadian Bacon, Paris

Go On, Git: Canadian Bacon, Paris

-♪ Go on, go on ♪ ♪ Go on ♪ ♪ Git ♪ [ Laughter ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
♪♪ Oh.
-[Southern accent] Go on, git, earmuffs. Now, I appreciate the effort,
but, last time I checked, my whole head gets cold,
not just my ears. [ Laughter ]
And why are we callin’ ya muffs? What the heck’s a muff? I don’t call my winter coat
a body muff. I don’t call my Sunday
Uggs feet muffs. So why don’t ya just go
muff off and go on, git! [ Laughter ] [ Cheering and applause ] ♪♪ Go on, git, moose. What are ya, anyway? Y’all look like a second grader drew all of his favorite
animals at once. [ Laughter ]
Like some sort of cross between a horse,
a deer, and a cow. Maybe that’s what we
should call you: hor-de-cows. [ Laughter ] Don’t get me started
on the plural of moose still bein’ moose. We all know it should be meese! [ Laughter ]
So go on, git, meese! Come back when you’re
a hor-de-cow. [ Laughter, cheering,
and applause ] ♪♪ Oh, no.
Two straws. [ Laughter ]
♪♪ [ Fresh laughter ]
Go on, git, Canadian bacon. [ Laughter ]
-Ooh! -You’re just a slice
o’ dang ham. Git! [ Laughter and applause ]
♪♪ [ Cheering, whistling,
and applause ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
♪♪ Go on, git, Wo-Worstesh– Wursteshu– [ Laughter ]
Weste– Aw, forget it! Just git! [ Laughter
and applause ] [ Cheering and applause ]
-Wow! Oh, no! He’s got a spittoon!
[ Clang ] [spits] Ding! [ Spurt, clang ]
-Go on. [ Laughter ]
[ Spurt ] -Ding! [ Laughter ]
♪♪ -Go on, git, Paris. You’ve been the most visited
tourist destination in the world for far too long. What you got that other
towns ain’t, art? Um, hello, then you’ve
obviously never been to Albuquerque, New Mexico. [ Laughter ]
I once bought an amethyst bolo tie there that was
positively radiant. [ Laughter ]
You think the
Eiffel Tower’s special? Las Vegas has one, too, dummy. [ Laughter ] And it ain’t so damn big. Au revoir, Paris. [ Cheering and applause ]
♪♪ [ Hooting ]
♪♪ [ Applause ]
♪♪ -Look. He’s thinkin’
about somethin’. Wait. Oh, no.
[ Laughter ] ♪♪ [ Laughs ] ♪♪ -Go on, git, barnacles. Who the hell gave you
permission to stick onto the sides of whales? Whales are the most majestic
creatures of all time, the kings of the sea! What’d a whale ever do to you? Ooh, you sticky weirdos,
you really get my goat. Now, go on, git, now, barnacles. [ Laughter ]
Go on, git! Go on, git! [ Cheering and applause ] Hard to see ’em go. I’m glad I got that
out of my system.

56 thoughts on “Go On, Git: Canadian Bacon, Paris”

  1. Go on geeeeeat big time celebs who don't reply to comments and dms! Gooo on geeeeeat! To good come back when your down with the earth go on geeeeeeeeat!

  2. Cowboy Jimmy is back and he is looking fantastic there with at wheat in the mouth and that cowboy hat on point as well go on git it now go on git bacon go on git it on forget it now go on git it on Paris um hello on party

  3. In the old west, a chef invented a new steak sauce. When the first customer tried it he exclaimed “WUSH SHISH EAR SAUCE!?”

  4. It’s pronounced ‘w’-ster sauce.
    Easy really 😂😂
    (And when writing it we always say in our heads ‘wor-cester-shire’)

  5. Them's fightin' words James. Remember, Canadians were the only viewers who didn't change the channel whenever you broke the fourth wall during an SNL sketch. So in a way, we saved yer bacon ya Ham! Go on, git!

  6. 🥃🦃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐂😜🤠🐂😜🤠🐂😜🤠🐂😜🤠🤣🤣🤣🤣🥃🦃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤠🤠🤠

  7. The term "Canadian Bacon" Is a fairy tale. Some pizza joint in the United States decided to call a round slice of Ham "Canadian bacon". I am Canadian, and we have strips of bacon just like everybody else. I have never called a round piece of Ham, Canadian bacon

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