Alright, let’s do this y’all. I am adorable (so precious) I’m a tween sensation (girl screams) People think it’s cute when I’m in adult situations. I’m gonna rock your body (Hey!)
You know I ain’t playin’. Someone wrote this song for me so I’m not sure what I’m sayin’. I’ve seen many different girls and I’ve seen their second bases. But you’re nothing like those girls, you don’t have zits or braces! I’m so glad it’s finally you and me and we are all alone, Except for my dad who’s over there ’cause he’s the chaperone. I won’t try to pressure you, ’cause I’m willing to wait, And I won’t try to touch your boobies on the first date. I’ll take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie, And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies. Zero times one equals none (Hey!) You plus me equals fun (Hey!) Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks,
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak? I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can’t resist my advances, I’ve got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Usher’s dances. Let’s go to my dads car (Hey!) and make the windows steam, I really hope that sounded cool ’cause I don’t know what it means. Most of other boys will play you for a fool, I made you this macaroni necklace today at school. I know how to please you ’cause I can do sex good, I learned about it in a Playboy that I found in the woods. The square root of 1600 is 40 (Hey!), Don’t you wanna be my shortie? (Hey!) When I first saw you I was astounded, I’ll love you tonight if Im not grounded.
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded JUSTIN:
I am adorable (Its almost disgusting). DAD: Stop singing that song, DAD: My son sings like a little girl I don’t know where I went wrong. JUSTIN: I wanna sleep on you. DAD: That doesn’t make sense and, you’re being creepy. JUSTIN: Whoa it’s almost nine o’clock I’m getting kind of sleepy. CHORUS: Heeeeyyyyyyy THE KEY OF AWESOME DAD (Whispering): If you wanna watch, check out some of the other videos Just click over here quietly.