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Ozzy Man Reviews: Goose vs Elephant

Ozzy Man Reviews: Goose vs Elephant


Welcome to Fight Day: Elephant vs. Goose The elephant has the advantage of using its trunk as a water cannon I’d also say it has a weight advantage But of course the goose has THE POWER OF FLIGHT! When he gets in close with his beak, he can be seriously annoying Imagine “peck peck peck” on the top of your skull Ooh, he decides to rehydrate Dunno if it’s the best time There’s a swing and a miss And another swing And another That one connected! Massive trunk to breast impact! You don’t have to be a goose to have felt that one Fu-u-u-uck Now the cheeky bastard has decided to charge the elephant He has gigantic balls OH! The goose is looking for a take-down He wants to show off its Brazilian Jujitsu But there’s a nice defensive kick Followed by a fucking roundhouse! The big feller is clearly a fan of 90s Van Damme movies The goose is nimble enough to dodge them though Oh oh, not that one! I don’t know what happened there The goose is standing there like, well, a goose And he’s probably lucky to have not died He takes a little time-out The elephant turns its back to the fight That’s a piss-poor idea AND BAM! Huge kick to the head! *sigh* A tiny wet foot right between the ears I don’t even wanna think about that kind of pain And look at the elephant He is out of it, crikey This fight should probably be stopped The elephant is a stubborn wanker though He gets a big run-up He’s yelling: “Die, motherfucker, die!” “I’m taking you down to Elephant Town!” But the goose dodges! Aaaaand… Flights back to its original position.. The elephant says: “No worries” And proceeds to do that fucking water cannon move, over and over Yeah nah, bloody ripper of a fight [Outro Music]

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Goose vs Elephant”

  1. Fucking roundhouse kick. Must have been watching van Damm movies LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ do kinda looks like it tho ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. Omg ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜

  3. ะ ะตะบะปะฐะผะฐ ะฐะฒะธั‚ะพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Ž

  4. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒžั…ะพั€ะพัˆ ะณัƒััŒ. ะ˜ ัะปะพะฝ ัˆัƒั‚ะฝะธะบ ะตั‰ั‘ ั‚ะพั‚. ะšะพะฝั„ะปะธะบั‚ ะดะปั ั€ะฐะทะฒะปะตั‡ะตะฝะธั.

  5. I grew up doing animal rescue. I raised everything from squirrels to timber wolves. My two Canadian geese were the only animals that ever presented any aggression. My wolf would play with the potbelly pig and the squirrel and the possum would all be having a fun friendly time, then they'd all run from the geese pissing themselves. Just like the kids getting off the bus in front of my house. I'd hear a scream and "honk! honk! honk!" fading in to the distance.

  6. For the umpteenth time I am years late to a Ozzy Man video that I would like to comment on but see the conversation is long over. The human (me) is feeling discouraged…at least I'm not a wanker, in my own estimation that is.

  7. The elephant got in the most significant blows, but the goose controlled the ring for most of the fight, and on his two flurries definitely scored points. Goose 10-9.

  8. I think the elephant is lonely. Oh, to be caged up for all your life and separated from your herd and natural habitat. What a wonderful life!

  9. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. I'm very torn about who to cheer for in this fight. I love elephants but that goose has my country's name behind it. I'm not sure people know this but we Canadians transfer all our hate and aggression into these geese and send them out of our country.

  11. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’–

  12. Ozzy had to cum in his shorts when he got a hold of this footage. A goose and an elephant fighting, smh ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

  13. way more exciting than the yair Rodriguez vs Jeremy Stephen's fight… the goose didnt poke the elephant in the eye like a bitch..this goose is a b.m.f…and that's definitely an Asian elephant…only asian elephants can pull off that "typhoon kick"with such precision..had to be trained by Master Trunk Dong Long…

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