We’ve been asking the gentlemenfrom Facebook, Google,
and Amazon about the security
of their users’ data. -(CAMERAS CLICKING)
-Senator Shizaki suggests you have
a different view on this. (COUGH) Did the screen just freeze? It’s a dramatic pause.Like Sir Winston Churchill.BERTRAM GILFOYLE:
He looks like a child
in a messy custody hearing.But, like, you don’t
feel sorry for him. You just want him to go away
and not have any parents at all. ♪ (“OLD WAYS”
BY CHIDDY BANG PLAYS) ♪ (CLEARS THROAT) Can I–
May I– May I pace? -I just–
-MR. HUBBARD: Yes. …think– think better
on my feet. Great. -Mother of God.
-(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) Sorry, does this come out
a little bit? Perfect. Oh, fuck.♪ We only here for a little
So I’m somewhere in the middle ♪♪ And I’m right back
To my old ways ♪I promise you,
I will end this tyranny… What the hell is Amazon, anyway? Is it– Is it a river? Is it supposed to be
a giant woman? It’s not clear. RICHARD HENDRICKS:
…by creating an internet
of the people…You’re not doing anything…
illegal in here, are you? Yes. …by the people… -(YELLING)
-(WAILS) RICHARD:…and for the people.♪ What goes around comes back ♪Oh, Jesus! So help me, God. (CHEERING)♪ I log onto my closet
That shit is Karmaloop ♪(GRUNTS)♪ Right back to my old ways ♪RICHARD: Uh, “You… -licked ass”?
-What? “Dicked ass”?
You… -DINESH CHUGTAI: No!
-I dicked ass? -Kicked ass! Kicked!
-Oh. Why were those
your first two guesses? ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES)