-Are you new?
-We can’t hang around waiting. He could be ages. Yes, he’s probably off
rebuilding a civilisation, or defeating giant robot fish. -We’ll just have to steal it.
-I’m sorry, what? The hopper is really close. We would be
out of here in less than ten minutes. -I need time travel. I need this TARDIS!
-I’m sorry. The word steal… somebody said “steal”. Yes, we’re going to steal this box.
Hush, you wouldn’t understand. -You can’t.
-Why can’t I? -You can’t just steal a TA… a box.
-Why not? -Look, it says Police.
-I have a key. Okay, this Damsel person, he sounds… He sounds pretty dangerous… ish. It’s a… time… machine. I can take it, do whatever I want
and pop it back a second later. -He’ll never know it was gone.
-Yes, he will. How? -He’ll just know.
-Well, he’s never noticed before. Maybe… he’ll notice now. I’ll see you on Temple Beach. -I’ve already picked out your swimwear.
-Okay, but be careful. Absolutely not. You, with me. Bring the head. Please, look after her for me. Oh, before you come in,
you’d better prepare yourself for a shock. It’s not as… snug as it looks. Finally. Finally? It’s my go. Oh… my… God! It’s bigger! -Well, yes.
-On the inside! -We need to concentrate.
-Than it is! I know where you’re going with this,
but I need you to calm down. -On the outside!
-You’ve grasped the essentials. My entire understanding
of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional
Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants
of physical reality has been changed… forever. Sorry. I’ve always wanted
to see that done properly. Would you like a drink? Aldebaran brandy. Help yourself, but don’t tell Dad. What’s that noise? It seems to have powered down,
conserving batteries. It’s an in-built life-support system.
I’m not sure what powers it– -I really don’t care. What’s that noise?
-I don’t know. A signal? Distress call? -Homing beacon.
-Possibly. -So, the rest of him’s coming
-He must be cross. He’s lost his head. Time we were off, then. -You’re doing it wrong.
-I am certainly not. Not those levers. Hush. -You probably want to press that button.
-Why? That evacuates the waste tank
on deck seven. -Does it?
-What is wrong with you? Better avoid deck seven, then. Something’s interfering with the engines,
which is technically not possible. -Maybe.
-How would you know? Maybe the engines
are interfering with themselves. Wild theory, but what if this machine
had certain safeguards. For instance, maybe it can’t take off
when a life form registers as being both inside and outside
at the same time? Head and body. Which would mean, and again
I’m just wildly theorising here, that the door would not engage properly. Of course.
It can’t seal the real-time envelope. Hence it can’t take off. Not when someone
is in and out at the same time. That just wouldn’t be good manners,
would it? -You’re very quick.
-Yes. For a Doctor. Yes! Seriously? Don’t forget to subscribe to
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