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Ye fellars are as stunned as a sculpin suckin’ on a moose fart | 22 Minutes

Ye fellars are as stunned as a sculpin suckin’ on a moose fart | 22 Minutes


Oh ho hoho! ‘arold by’ I got ta tell ya
– thought she was chinched till you t’rowed dat growler down d’slob ice to pick up tree,
ol man! Y’knows ol man! We rode her like a 78’ bravo packin a bran
new make n break! ‘ard to lose when yer team is stogged tighter’n
oakum in uncle Bert shiner’s punt! That’s true! Yeah! Punt punt punt. *Laughter*
Oh luh. Luh. Bys who lost. I’m, hang on, I got it. Oh hey boys, hey by’s no ‘ard feelings
right? I thot dat was a wicked game, I tink dat’s
one fer d’scribbler, that’s what I says. Ye guys had us sweatn’ harder den a mummering
jack-i-tar up to buddywassisname’s cabin dat time member dat? Member dat? Right. Some hot, some hot. What he said. What? Bys, bys, lemme giver a go… Okay okay right on. Watchin ye fellers trow da whatcha-ma-callit-chummy-jiggerthinga-majig
was like lickin lassey off a toutan what was lodged up a puffins
hole. *Laughter*
‘ey, ey boys! ‘ow can ye get ar ting wen ye got nar ting
t’get ar ting wit?! Oh! *Laughter*
Oh – Oh – shhhhhh guys. Neo niteu neoneun nugu ni? (Who da frig knit ye by’s?) *Laughter* Neo neun bang-gwileul meog neun mulgogi cheo leom eoli seogda! (Ye fellars are as stunned as a sculpin suckin
on a moose fart!) *Laughter*
Alright boys, right on! That’s great, good game, good game. Annyeonghi gyeseyo. (Later arseholes)
Right on! Yeup. Not a word. I didn’t understand a word. Not a clue what they were on about, der accent
was some tick or sumthin. I know a bit of French. Not French, I don’t tink it was French. Pretty sure that wasn’t French.

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